Eric Allen Bell Goes to the Doctor
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Alright Mr. Bell just lie back now.
Oh, you don’t understand. I don’t want you to analyze me. I want you to diagnose this guy who has been cyberstalking me for 6 years. He’s crazy. It’s all in that packet I gave you.
OK, understood. Just lie back and give me a moment to look through this, and then I will tell you what I think.
Well, alright . . . om . . om . . . om . . . . om . . . .
Mr Bell, are you ready? . . . . Mr. Bell? . . . .
Huh? Oh, yes. I like to transition between my conscious states slowly so I don’t hurt myself. Yes, I am ready. He’s crazy isn’t he?
What exactly about all this is upsetting you?
He’s calling me a cult leader. It’s affecting my life, my kids life. I can’t get a job. He is getting views online. I can’t stand that.
I see. Why do you think he is calling you a cult leader?
I don’t know. Something about some number, or something. He’s crazy don’t you think?
That would be the one quadrillion number on the boun - what are you doing?
Shhh! Look into my eyes . . . keep looking at my eyes … You are getting sleepy …
Mr. Bell I have been a psychiatrist for 35 years. You are not going to hypnotize me.
Shhh! Shhh! All you can hear is the sound of my voice . . . deeper . . . and deeper ..
Mr. Bell do you want me to help you or not?
OK, OK go ahead, please continue.
I need you to sit down, please
I am sitting down.
No, you are not. You are standing in front of me.
No, I am not. Reality is all a state of mind. In my reality, I am sitting down.
I need you to take your reality to the other side of the desk. OK? Now, I was asking you about the number –
You, know this is becoming quite Orwellian. I am not on trial here.
He doesn’t want to talk about the bounty. OK Can I ask about your LinkedIn page?
This is unreal. It's like something out of a bizarre dream [www.facebook.com]
It seems clear that whenever I start to discuss the material you have given me, you start gyrating. Stop dancing Mr. Bell. Stop doing cartwheels; you are going to break something.
OK, I stopped. What you are doing?
I am writing you a referral to Dr. Peterson. He has an effective Lithium program that I think you could benefit from.
You don’t understand. I’m not crazy. HE is! Are you a Jew?
As a matter of fact, I amI KNEW IT! YOU ARE PART OF THE JEWISH SUPREMACY CABAL ALONG WITH PAMELA GELLER AND LARRY ESTAVAN TRYING TO DESTROY ME AND MY BASE!
I was going to say as a matter of fact, I am a Christian.
I KNEW IT! YOU ARE PART OF THE CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE HOLDING BACK HUMAN EVOLUTION. JESUS WAS AN ARROGANT PRICK!
OK. We’re done. I’ll show you to the door.
ABRAHAM WAS THE ANTI-CHRIST!
WE MUST EVOLVE. WE MUST EVOLVE NOW!
Come on let’s go now.
ANTON LAVAY IS RIGHT!
That’s a good man, let’s go.
MY FATHER RAPED ME!
Dr. Peterson can help you with that. Keep moving please.
YOU ARE NO ECKHART TOLLE!
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That hurts. Here is your packet. See the receptionist on your way out. Good day.
SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!
[Doctor closes door, walks to desk, and pushes intercom.]
Nurse?
Yes, doctor?
About this last appointment . . .
You mean Mr. Bell?
Yes. If he comes by again . . . call the police.
Yes, doctor.
Alright Mr. Bell just lie back now.
Oh, you don’t understand. I don’t want you to analyze me. I want you to diagnose this guy who has been cyberstalking me for 6 years. He’s crazy. It’s all in that packet I gave you.
OK, understood. Just lie back and give me a moment to look through this, and then I will tell you what I think.
Well, alright . . . om . . om . . . om . . . . om . . . .
Mr Bell, are you ready? . . . . Mr. Bell? . . . .
Huh? Oh, yes. I like to transition between my conscious states slowly so I don’t hurt myself. Yes, I am ready. He’s crazy isn’t he?
What exactly about all this is upsetting you?
He’s calling me a cult leader. It’s affecting my life, my kids life. I can’t get a job. He is getting views online. I can’t stand that.
I see. Why do you think he is calling you a cult leader?
I don’t know. Something about some number, or something. He’s crazy don’t you think?
That would be the one quadrillion number on the boun - what are you doing?
Shhh! Look into my eyes . . . keep looking at my eyes … You are getting sleepy …
Mr. Bell I have been a psychiatrist for 35 years. You are not going to hypnotize me.
Shhh! Shhh! All you can hear is the sound of my voice . . . deeper . . . and deeper ..
Mr. Bell do you want me to help you or not?
OK, OK go ahead, please continue.
I need you to sit down, please
I am sitting down.
No, you are not. You are standing in front of me.
No, I am not. Reality is all a state of mind. In my reality, I am sitting down.
I need you to take your reality to the other side of the desk. OK? Now, I was asking you about the number –
You, know this is becoming quite Orwellian. I am not on trial here.
He doesn’t want to talk about the bounty. OK Can I ask about your LinkedIn page?
This is unreal. It's like something out of a bizarre dream [www.facebook.com]
It seems clear that whenever I start to discuss the material you have given me, you start gyrating. Stop dancing Mr. Bell. Stop doing cartwheels; you are going to break something.
OK, I stopped. What you are doing?
I am writing you a referral to Dr. Peterson. He has an effective Lithium program that I think you could benefit from.
You don’t understand. I’m not crazy. HE is! Are you a Jew?
As a matter of fact, I amI KNEW IT! YOU ARE PART OF THE JEWISH SUPREMACY CABAL ALONG WITH PAMELA GELLER AND LARRY ESTAVAN TRYING TO DESTROY ME AND MY BASE!
I was going to say as a matter of fact, I am a Christian.
I KNEW IT! YOU ARE PART OF THE CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE HOLDING BACK HUMAN EVOLUTION. JESUS WAS AN ARROGANT PRICK!
OK. We’re done. I’ll show you to the door.
ABRAHAM WAS THE ANTI-CHRIST!
WE MUST EVOLVE. WE MUST EVOLVE NOW!
Come on let’s go now.
ANTON LAVAY IS RIGHT!
That’s a good man, let’s go.
MY FATHER RAPED ME!
Dr. Peterson can help you with that. Keep moving please.
YOU ARE NO ECKHART TOLLE!
[web.archive.org]
That hurts. Here is your packet. See the receptionist on your way out. Good day.
SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!
[Doctor closes door, walks to desk, and pushes intercom.]
Nurse?
Yes, doctor?
About this last appointment . . .
You mean Mr. Bell?
Yes. If he comes by again . . . call the police.
Yes, doctor.