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Re: Chris Butler, Jagad Guru, Science of Identity

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Why the tears you ask?

Have you forgotten so soon?

Some of Butler’s more famous ‘spiritual” teachings:

From the Cult Forum- courtesy of Quotesman-

"You are all demons, you are just like f###king
ISCON, You’re all condemned!!!"

"I am not condemning you, you are condemning
yourself."

"My Godbrothers in Iskcon are clumps of dog stool."

"If I don’t want to answer you, you are at fault not me."

"If you don’t know you are not supposed to know."

"Tell that a-hole the only way he can come to a gathering is if he pays $100
dollars each time."

"Tell a-hole I changed my mind, he has to pay $1,000 dollars every gathering
he comes."

"As soon as you realize you have nothing to offer me and you don’t know anything maybe then I can teach you something."

"It is your fault, the guru is faultless."

"My disciples make me sick."

"You would think with 25 kitchen servants and 35 preparations a day,
spending over a hundred dollars a meal, you a##holes could make something
good to eat. Instead I have to go to a Chinese restaurant to get a bite to
eat. A-holes!!!'"

"You fool! Don’t say the metal detectors are to detect guns, say they are to
detect beeper watches, you know what a great offense it is to wear one near
me. Oh I am so irritated by that sound!!!"

"Damn it keep your gun in your bead bag. That’s
what it is for idiot!! You probably thought you were supposed to keep
beads in that bag. Fool!!! I have to teach you guys everything!!!"

"WTF is a##hole doing here, tell him to get the f##k out of here."

"Tell J--- I don’t want to see his face, but because I have to talk to him
and deal with him, he can wear a bag over his head, then I don’t have to
see his face."

"I am more humble than anyone, even my own guru."

"Damn bogus guru! They all have guruitis.”

"My disciples all have guruitis too!!!"

[“Guruitis” is a term Butler used to describe a follower who is envious and wants to be a guru. Of course no one can be guru but Butler alone.]

"My disciples are all f###king neophytes.”

"Everyone has guruitis but me and VD."

"Insulting VD is worse than insulting me you idiot."

"Are those a-holes still running that store in Lahaina, why don’t they give
it to DTE, a-holes--- and they call themselves my disciples make all kinds
of money while their kids skate and surf, a-holes, they should give it to
me."


"WTF!!!!.. you guys have been working on getting
this house together for 6 weeks now. You expect me to live here after you
shit all over it??? You missed a space there dumb shit, cover it with
tin foil so I can live here in peace. Straighten out your germ mask idiot."

"Tell Sankirtan das to stay out of my house, he has dirt between his toes."

"Tell Wayne and Krishna das (Mike Gabbard- Tulsi Gabbards father) , WTF, I let them get into politics and now they act just like politicians!!!! They became
politicians, those buttheads!!"


"I let my disciples dress like karmis and materialist and now they act like
karmis and materialists, a-holes."

"Call the head of personal service, everyone fast for 6 months, the milk in
the refrigerator is out of date. Call a meeting worldwide. Tell the head
of personal service to get her ass here right
now!! WTF is this hair doing in my soup gaddamit. Tell everyone fast for a
year, six months is too lenient. Tell the head of personal service not
only must she fast from food and water she has to fast from sleep too!!!”


Get that sh###t out of here, you call that prasadam, a-holes!!!” Everyone
is fined 1,000 dollars each.!!!"

"You spend a fuggen $100,000 dollars on this air machine and I still have to
use an oxygen bottle, can’t you guys do anything right??"


"What you expect me to breathe, common air?? A-holes!!"


"What? Just because you come here and clean my floor and wash my dishes,
eat my toenails and drink my footwater you think you have the right to talk
to me, write me a letter a-hole."


"The only person I can trust is VD."

"The guru is never attached to the opposite sex."

"Where is VD, I have not seen her in the last 10 minutes."

"What you think I spend all my time with my wife because I am attached?
A-hole this is pure devotional service, me and VD will serve together in
the spiritual world too, you envious snake!!"


"The pure devotee is peaceful and does not need anything or anyones
service, he has Krsna.”


"The pure devotee is self satisfied, always peaceful and never troubled by
the duality of the world.”


"The servant of Krishna has no enemies."

"What is that A-hole doing here, I told him get the hell out of Hawaii and
go back to New Zealand."


"Ok you can take off the bag now, I think you learned your lesson."

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