Has anyone ever heard of a 'religion' that runs a before and after advertising campaign? You know, this was me before I joined Universal Medicine and this is me NOW! Somehow as if joining a ‘religion’, starving yourself, becoming more frightened of dairy and coffee than Beelzebub himself, and endlessly paying thousands of dollars (new books, new retreats, new tapes, new courses, new words, new gluten free eye pads or even just the same retreats over and over and over again –with new clothes) will actually make you younger, wiser and levitate down the street. No? That’s because when we join a real religion we’re not joining to worship the amazing powers of the bloke up the front. Nor do we join because we think we’re going to look thinner and younger and end up looking like Scarlett Johansson. Nor do we join so that we can levitate down the street above the pranic masses. We join true religions to share what is basically an experience in humility that comes with the recognition of a higher glorious power. Whatever you want to call that power or being or oneness or whatever. Not a mere individual mortal named Serge Benhayon, who appears to have more sub-personalities than Kevin, and who has now been taken over by Svengali!
The fundamental deception in all of this is that while Universal Medicine cult ‘students’ continually bang on about God, brotherhood (sic), love, feeling into the Self, honouring the Self, yet all the while every word, every thought, every action and every deed is totally dedicated to Svengali. So the greatest deception is that they are in ‘truth’ worshipping at the feet of a Cult Leader. This is objectively undeniable based on the evidence of what is happening - not what is said to be happening. So when as few as a hundred odd (pun intended) people stare glassy eyed at him walking up and down on the stage, in rapt fascination, like watching the tennis ball at Wimbledon, hanging off every gesture, furiously scribbling down notes to record every precious word – that’s worshipping the man. So when you only read the books that SB has written, when you only think the thoughts he thinks, when you are psychologically addicted to endless SB workshops… you are not going to a church to honour God or yourself, guess what (!) you are addicted to a Cult leader. When you suddenly start feeling into yourself the truth after, but never before, Svengali announces it, you are not acting ‘in truth’, you are acting like a Lemming and by definition, going to a cult gathering to worship the cult leader Svengali - out the front!
This raises the question, why invest so much in what is so obviously a deception? Perhaps it’s because the deception about WHAT is happening is disguising WHY ‘students’ join. If the women (mainly) admitted that they actually were cult members they would necessarily need to ask themselves the question, why have I joined a cult and how did I come to be so deceived? They would then, just as necessarily, arrive at answers that are objectively available in their behaviour as cult members. That is, they didn’t trust their own ability to make decisions in the world, they felt valueless and unimportant, they felt afraid and alone and not-good-enough, they perhaps felt basically ugly and unwanted. Why else the endless and monotonous chanting from the painted ladies? Not Om, but announcing to the world how b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l they are. All accompanied by EFT chest patting? Who are they trying to convince if not themselves? So the cult provides a painted artificial remedy to this entirely human experience, but in an egotistically twisted way. They are not just merely good enough - THEY ARE VERY-VERY SPECIAL AND CHOSEN. And why? BECAUSE SERGE SAYS SO THAT’S WHO! No surprise then the deification of the SB. It wouldn’t do at all if they had had a nobody, with only one personality, like Joe Blow the Bottlo, announcing how special they were. That just wouldn’t cut it. Nor even if the local priest, rabbi, mufti or monk said it. Can you imagine some nutter running around the streets of Goonellabah shouting out, “I’M SPECIAL, I’M B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L, I’M CHOSEN. JUST LIKE THE OTHER 2 BILLION BUDDHISTS, CATHOLICS, MOSLEMS, JEWS ETC in the world”!
This core deceit provides the poisonous foundation for every other act within the ‘brotherhood’ (sic) of Universal Medicine. Deception becomes the modus operandi. To pick one example lets unpack the before and after recruitment campaign. This is how it works. Svengali calls for 'students' to bring in their 'worst photo - the photo they hated most about themselves'. So the student's bring in all these tired, exhausted candid photos, taken at time where they were at a low ebb or maybe just at a really bad angle with unfortunate expressions, or experiencing a bad time. Then the ESO mice arrange for students to have paid-off UM sycophants take studio photos, with professional hairstyling and makeup, while the doey-eyed dolts buy brand new expensive outfits. Soft lights, filters and heaps of photo-shopped images later and what do you have? The Flawless images, deceptively representing the changes that life as a Universal Medicine Cult member brings, the glossy Eso-Ageing books, basically just showing Mutton dressed up as Lambs! It’s magic! Especially when you have a group of other free thinkers right there collectively chanting how beautiful you are! How beautiful I am, I am beautiful. My God, such flawless photography could make Atilla the Hun look attractive!
But does anyone actually believe that when they buy a McDonald's hamburger it actually looks like the photos on the wall? So why is it such a shock when a ‘student’ makes a public appearance and the world gets to see what they really look like? And why is it shock when, away from the other free-thinkers and the endless gentle-speak, that we see them continually acting aggressively, looking depressed, anxious and lifeless? It must be the power of real media and real change!!
And, if beauty comes from within, why all the makeup? Why all the deception around how people actually look? Why an obsession with looking a particular way that has been normatively idealised by the fashion industry? Why this compulsion to dress mutton up as lamb? OR even worse and far more dangerous still, the practise of painting-up under-aged girls as teenage Barbies and then hypocritically using those images on the web to promote UM-related activities. Unbelievably, the same activities by the very same people publicly opposing young girls’ exploitation on the web!
Then again, we could also ask the question, why does the Shifty-Shape Changer of Goonellabah need advertising at all? Shouldn't a 'religion' stand on its own merits? If Buddha or Muhammad or Christ returned do you think that they would need a slick advertising campaign to gain followers? Or would they simply be and that would be enough to have millions flock to learn?
The answer to these questions objectively lies in the extrinsic and intrinsic dishonesty of all these activities. That is, the ‘religion’ of Universal Medicine advertises and perpetuates nothing truthful except the twisted self-deception that lies at its heart.
And that deception is not just limited to media advertising. It is embodied and enacted in every cult member in every social interaction. For example, in the unfortunate times that cult members are mingling with non-cult members, they present a self that appears to be such a grand representation of gentleness, kindness and love. They’re full of it. But meanwhile what they are really thinking is that you’re a poor, dumb- f*#k Pranic pleb, possibly possessed by demonic entities! However, they carefully avoid sharing their inner thoughts with any of their pranic fellows. Nor do they draw anyone’s attention to how they are the chosen ones following the one and only truth, how Jesus has returned up there at Goonellabah, and how enlightened and fiery they are to be in UM (unlike everyone else etc etc), how Serge makes the only true love in the world or any of their other bizarre nonsensical beliefs. Oh no, that wouldn’t do at all. For a start, they would quickly discover how unlovable and unvalued these arrogant thoughts are. But even more importantly it would give the game away too soon. After all, inculcation into UM is conditional on a slow and incremental erosion of critical thought precisely proportional to existential dependence on the collective. If you don’t believe me see what happens if one of the ‘student’s is kept away from the collective. This strategy would be completely undone if a prospective student suddenly knew the whole truth before their rationally objective defences were destroyed by psychological dependency.
For this reason too it comes as no surprise that the recruiters deceptively sneak around infiltrating local organisations, on the same mission of showing and sharing the fiery light with their misguided, less wise fellows. Or how they promote ‘Eso’ activities, run by Universal Medicine students, all secretly aimed at showing the Way, The Truth and the Light according to the Pineapple King - without once letting on that it is in anyway related to Universal Medicine! Never once openly speaking the truth of how they truly feel about the Pranic masses, or of their other cultish beliefs, to their ignorant Pranic brothers and sisters. Just in case a new recruit can be added to swell their dwindling number and therefore help their Atma and improve Karma in the next life. All the while the Sermon from the 7th book of Ageless Bullshit talks about the importance of ‘integrity’! Poor, sad, foolish disciples. Now that’s a special kind of integrity isn’t it?
So why then does a ‘religion’ need to run a McDonald’s style advertising campaign? In truth, it’s because they are really in the ‘business’ of making money by selling soggy wilted hamburgers to make people feel ‘special’ and well. I think we all know why McDonald’s won’t show real photos of their hamburgers and in truth that’s the real reason Flawless and deceptive photos head the recruitment campaign. In truth what we have here is the True Seer of the Modern Age, making millions of dollars out of sad, gullible and misguided people, who have joined a Cult to give their lives some false shiny meaning. Or ethically, and far worse, the old Svengali making millions from the sick. Given the above, it goes without mention that there’s no honesty in reporting the numbers that have died regardless of the healer’s healer. Please if you’re sick, remember that the only people that have saved your life thus far are in the medical profession. Those who have spent years of sacrifice studying. Please don’t be seduced by the deception and lies of SB, self-deluded cult master of Universal Medicine.
This is an incredibly tragic segue into our next topic folks. Namely, why the uneducated Goonellabah Philosopher’s Philosopher and Healer’s Healer and Christ returned and so on and so on also needs to be the Scientist’s Scientist and why that’s just so ridiculous.
The fundamental deception in all of this is that while Universal Medicine cult ‘students’ continually bang on about God, brotherhood (sic), love, feeling into the Self, honouring the Self, yet all the while every word, every thought, every action and every deed is totally dedicated to Svengali. So the greatest deception is that they are in ‘truth’ worshipping at the feet of a Cult Leader. This is objectively undeniable based on the evidence of what is happening - not what is said to be happening. So when as few as a hundred odd (pun intended) people stare glassy eyed at him walking up and down on the stage, in rapt fascination, like watching the tennis ball at Wimbledon, hanging off every gesture, furiously scribbling down notes to record every precious word – that’s worshipping the man. So when you only read the books that SB has written, when you only think the thoughts he thinks, when you are psychologically addicted to endless SB workshops… you are not going to a church to honour God or yourself, guess what (!) you are addicted to a Cult leader. When you suddenly start feeling into yourself the truth after, but never before, Svengali announces it, you are not acting ‘in truth’, you are acting like a Lemming and by definition, going to a cult gathering to worship the cult leader Svengali - out the front!
This raises the question, why invest so much in what is so obviously a deception? Perhaps it’s because the deception about WHAT is happening is disguising WHY ‘students’ join. If the women (mainly) admitted that they actually were cult members they would necessarily need to ask themselves the question, why have I joined a cult and how did I come to be so deceived? They would then, just as necessarily, arrive at answers that are objectively available in their behaviour as cult members. That is, they didn’t trust their own ability to make decisions in the world, they felt valueless and unimportant, they felt afraid and alone and not-good-enough, they perhaps felt basically ugly and unwanted. Why else the endless and monotonous chanting from the painted ladies? Not Om, but announcing to the world how b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l they are. All accompanied by EFT chest patting? Who are they trying to convince if not themselves? So the cult provides a painted artificial remedy to this entirely human experience, but in an egotistically twisted way. They are not just merely good enough - THEY ARE VERY-VERY SPECIAL AND CHOSEN. And why? BECAUSE SERGE SAYS SO THAT’S WHO! No surprise then the deification of the SB. It wouldn’t do at all if they had had a nobody, with only one personality, like Joe Blow the Bottlo, announcing how special they were. That just wouldn’t cut it. Nor even if the local priest, rabbi, mufti or monk said it. Can you imagine some nutter running around the streets of Goonellabah shouting out, “I’M SPECIAL, I’M B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L, I’M CHOSEN. JUST LIKE THE OTHER 2 BILLION BUDDHISTS, CATHOLICS, MOSLEMS, JEWS ETC in the world”!
This core deceit provides the poisonous foundation for every other act within the ‘brotherhood’ (sic) of Universal Medicine. Deception becomes the modus operandi. To pick one example lets unpack the before and after recruitment campaign. This is how it works. Svengali calls for 'students' to bring in their 'worst photo - the photo they hated most about themselves'. So the student's bring in all these tired, exhausted candid photos, taken at time where they were at a low ebb or maybe just at a really bad angle with unfortunate expressions, or experiencing a bad time. Then the ESO mice arrange for students to have paid-off UM sycophants take studio photos, with professional hairstyling and makeup, while the doey-eyed dolts buy brand new expensive outfits. Soft lights, filters and heaps of photo-shopped images later and what do you have? The Flawless images, deceptively representing the changes that life as a Universal Medicine Cult member brings, the glossy Eso-Ageing books, basically just showing Mutton dressed up as Lambs! It’s magic! Especially when you have a group of other free thinkers right there collectively chanting how beautiful you are! How beautiful I am, I am beautiful. My God, such flawless photography could make Atilla the Hun look attractive!
But does anyone actually believe that when they buy a McDonald's hamburger it actually looks like the photos on the wall? So why is it such a shock when a ‘student’ makes a public appearance and the world gets to see what they really look like? And why is it shock when, away from the other free-thinkers and the endless gentle-speak, that we see them continually acting aggressively, looking depressed, anxious and lifeless? It must be the power of real media and real change!!
And, if beauty comes from within, why all the makeup? Why all the deception around how people actually look? Why an obsession with looking a particular way that has been normatively idealised by the fashion industry? Why this compulsion to dress mutton up as lamb? OR even worse and far more dangerous still, the practise of painting-up under-aged girls as teenage Barbies and then hypocritically using those images on the web to promote UM-related activities. Unbelievably, the same activities by the very same people publicly opposing young girls’ exploitation on the web!
Then again, we could also ask the question, why does the Shifty-Shape Changer of Goonellabah need advertising at all? Shouldn't a 'religion' stand on its own merits? If Buddha or Muhammad or Christ returned do you think that they would need a slick advertising campaign to gain followers? Or would they simply be and that would be enough to have millions flock to learn?
The answer to these questions objectively lies in the extrinsic and intrinsic dishonesty of all these activities. That is, the ‘religion’ of Universal Medicine advertises and perpetuates nothing truthful except the twisted self-deception that lies at its heart.
And that deception is not just limited to media advertising. It is embodied and enacted in every cult member in every social interaction. For example, in the unfortunate times that cult members are mingling with non-cult members, they present a self that appears to be such a grand representation of gentleness, kindness and love. They’re full of it. But meanwhile what they are really thinking is that you’re a poor, dumb- f*#k Pranic pleb, possibly possessed by demonic entities! However, they carefully avoid sharing their inner thoughts with any of their pranic fellows. Nor do they draw anyone’s attention to how they are the chosen ones following the one and only truth, how Jesus has returned up there at Goonellabah, and how enlightened and fiery they are to be in UM (unlike everyone else etc etc), how Serge makes the only true love in the world or any of their other bizarre nonsensical beliefs. Oh no, that wouldn’t do at all. For a start, they would quickly discover how unlovable and unvalued these arrogant thoughts are. But even more importantly it would give the game away too soon. After all, inculcation into UM is conditional on a slow and incremental erosion of critical thought precisely proportional to existential dependence on the collective. If you don’t believe me see what happens if one of the ‘student’s is kept away from the collective. This strategy would be completely undone if a prospective student suddenly knew the whole truth before their rationally objective defences were destroyed by psychological dependency.
For this reason too it comes as no surprise that the recruiters deceptively sneak around infiltrating local organisations, on the same mission of showing and sharing the fiery light with their misguided, less wise fellows. Or how they promote ‘Eso’ activities, run by Universal Medicine students, all secretly aimed at showing the Way, The Truth and the Light according to the Pineapple King - without once letting on that it is in anyway related to Universal Medicine! Never once openly speaking the truth of how they truly feel about the Pranic masses, or of their other cultish beliefs, to their ignorant Pranic brothers and sisters. Just in case a new recruit can be added to swell their dwindling number and therefore help their Atma and improve Karma in the next life. All the while the Sermon from the 7th book of Ageless Bullshit talks about the importance of ‘integrity’! Poor, sad, foolish disciples. Now that’s a special kind of integrity isn’t it?
So why then does a ‘religion’ need to run a McDonald’s style advertising campaign? In truth, it’s because they are really in the ‘business’ of making money by selling soggy wilted hamburgers to make people feel ‘special’ and well. I think we all know why McDonald’s won’t show real photos of their hamburgers and in truth that’s the real reason Flawless and deceptive photos head the recruitment campaign. In truth what we have here is the True Seer of the Modern Age, making millions of dollars out of sad, gullible and misguided people, who have joined a Cult to give their lives some false shiny meaning. Or ethically, and far worse, the old Svengali making millions from the sick. Given the above, it goes without mention that there’s no honesty in reporting the numbers that have died regardless of the healer’s healer. Please if you’re sick, remember that the only people that have saved your life thus far are in the medical profession. Those who have spent years of sacrifice studying. Please don’t be seduced by the deception and lies of SB, self-deluded cult master of Universal Medicine.
This is an incredibly tragic segue into our next topic folks. Namely, why the uneducated Goonellabah Philosopher’s Philosopher and Healer’s Healer and Christ returned and so on and so on also needs to be the Scientist’s Scientist and why that’s just so ridiculous.